Q. What did the jack say to the car?
A. "Can I give you a lift?"

Q. Who drives away all of his customers?
A. A taxicab driver!

Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
A. Your car!

Q. Which snakes are found on cars?
A. Windscreen vipers!

Q. What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A. A Yamahahaha!

Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A. A milk truck!

Q. What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
A. Don't look I'm changing!

Q. What part of a car is the laziest?
A. The wheels. They are always tired!

Q. What driver doesn't have a license?
A. A screw driver!

Q. What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
A. It gets toad away!

Q. What kind of ears do trains have?
A. Engineers (engine ears)!

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