Q. How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A. A Buccaneer!

Q. What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie?
A. Ships Ahoy!

Q. What do pirates like to eat?
A. BARRRRbecue!

Q. Why are pirates so mean?
A. I don't know, they just ARRRRe!

Q. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A. An arm and a leg!

Q. Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island?
A. Because of all the sand which is there!

Q. Why do pirates carry a bar of soap?
A. So, if they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A. A Pie Rat!

Q. Why did the pirate's phone go beep, beep, beep?
A. Because he left it off the hook!

Q. What's a pirates favorite color?
A. Depends on the pirate!

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