Q. What do you call a fossil that doesn't want to work?
A. "Lazy bones!?"

Q. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A. Because it was an early bird!

Q. What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
A. Stegosnorus!

Q. What does a Triceratops sit on?
A. Its Tricera-bottom!

Q. What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A. Long distance!

Q. Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A. Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Q. What makes twice as much noise as a Dinosaur?
A. Two dinosaurs!

Q. Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
A. Any kind! A house can't jump!

Q. What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
A. Get out of the way!

Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A. A Tricera-hops!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A. Jurassic Pork!

Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A. A Tricera-hops!

Q. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A. Because they don't know how to cook!

Q. How do you make a dinosaur float?
A. Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!

Q. How do you know if a dinosaur has been in your refrigerator?
A. There are footprints in the butter!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A. Because chickens weren't invented yet!

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